Disaster

Add 1 uxorious male

Add 1 conditional loving female

 

Preheat oven to ‘love at first sight’

 

Add 2 beaten broken hearts

Add 1 elaborate time restraint

Add 4 ounces of jealousy

Add 8 ounces of inconsideration

Add not an ounce of care

Add 1 litre of tears

 

Stir sparingly

 

Add 3 tablespoons of things you meant

Add 1 tablespoon of things unmeant

 

Take 10 minutes to catch your breath

 

Add 2 teaspoons of bitter regret

Add a handful of second-thoughts

 

Bake in oven until burnt

 

(Recipe destroys 1 person)

6 comments

  1. Brilliant! So original!! Loved it,!!! ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. Recipe for disaster. Love it.

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